Humor

Dear Adorable Ski Suit with Bunny Ears, I spotted you from across the store and everything else disappeared.
It was just you and me.

Oh Hello Darling! Where have you been all my life? In all your exquisite luminescent pink? Your delicate curving arch, like a quivering rainbow of invitations… I wasn’t looking for you, oh no. I was looking for a gorgeous storm-proof boot that could withstand slush, and not the pretty pink slush that pours out of a silver lever. I mean the dreadful gray slush that appears after the gentle hush of falling snow has covered the city like a warm…