Stoned Waiter, Napkins on Fire–Another Dinner with the inlaws
Ah yes. Another dinner with the in-laws. In Chilmark. Our stoned waiter with waist-length dreadlocks kept tripping over chairs, Grantine (she will NOT be called Grandma!) lit her napkin on fire, put out by GW (he will NOT be called Grandpa!), burning a hole right through the center. Annabelle got angry and threw her bread at me. Henry, who is always studying Annabelle for social cues (Monkey See-Monkey Do), promptly threw his wooden toy at me. With the perfect aim…