Here Lies Mistress Arty, the Dominatrix Who’s Been Tormenting Me in Disguise as Arthritis
On Halloween last night, my friend Cristie delivered cupcakes to my house that had tiny little tombstones with hilarious sayings: RIP Travel 2020, Social Life 2020, Hugs 2020, RIP Trumps Term… (That one lifted my spirits.) The cupcakes were surrounded by little bloody bones, like