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Spread the sparkles! Navigating life's storms with MOM (Monarch of Magic)Dr. Pinky and the Tickle Monster
Henry awakened me last night asking to nurse “fo one minute.” I said no, he kept asking, so I raised the two-finger tickle monster who said, “Sh!” over and over
The Next Big Question
Well, she asked the next biggie: “Mom, who is the sandman?” “What do you mean?” “Is he a guy?” “Hmmmm, well, he’s kind of like a flying gnome with a
Where do babies come from?
Annabelle asked me the big question the other day.”Mom, where do babies come from?””From their mothers,” I replied.”I know, but where do the mothers come from?” she asked.”Oh, well, the
Speed into Magic
Who knew that a speeding ticket would forever change my life for the better? Who knew that I was speeding right into magic that night?
Another Magical Moment in New Orleans
I’ve always dreamed of singing jazz songs in a smoky voice while lying on a piano in a long slinky silver silk gown. I would captivate my audience with my
A Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On in Samba Class
Humor me if you will, and picture this: 1) a chicken trying to fly; 2) a dog doing a full body shake after a bath; 3) and an oompa loompa
The Chocolate-Paved Road to Body Bliss
I love my body, every delectable dimple, every juicy jiggle. It’s strong, healthy, vibrant, and sexy. It’s also not what we consider the ideal body in this day and age.
The Road to Wealth is Paved with Hula hoops?
My motto has always been the same as Caresse Crosby, that fabulous expatriate of 1920’s Paris: “Take care of the luxuries, the necessities will take care of themselves.” Whether
Dreaming of Running away with the circus?
I just sat down on a lopsided ottoman with my laptop to do some writing. “Be careful sweetie! You’ll fall over!” exclaims my husband.“Oh please,” I reply, “I was in
Eartha
I’m so sad Eartha Kitt died–one of my idols. Her music immediately transformed my car, my house, my parties, into complete fabulousness. She transported me to a glamorous world where
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