
My Advanced Pretending Skills
If someone made a list of my skills, right at the top would be the one that makes me a favorite in the aged 3-10 crowd: advanced pretending.
I can pretend my way out of almost any situation, from hard core trauma to election results to the price of hair highlights.
Are you charging me the price of a roundtrip ticket to Paris every 6 weeks to color my roots? Sure! No problem! You have to spend money to make money right?